The Satiric Quantum Computing Framework
QUEEN CITY — Researchers from Opon University plan to introduce a brand new quantum computing framework within the next two decades that promises to disrupt the industry as it exists today. Plans are for Cheesekit, as they are calling it, to be at least as feature-rich as today’s top framework.
“We want it to be super easy for our customers to adopt Cheesekit,” said Product Manager Walter Taylor, “so we’re modeling it after the leading quantum computing framework.”
“We are modeling it so closely, in fact,” added Senior Developer Evelyn Young, “that the source code looks absolutely identical.”
“Yeah, we really just forked it,” admitted it Taylor, “but we’re adding value to the existing platform by increasing the number of stars and forks that it has. Not every team has boosted those numbers like we have.”
When asked what their plans are after the project is completed, none of the team members had an answer. All of them hope to have moved on from this project long before it is completed, and to dump it into the laps of incoming undergraduate students.
